Search Engine Optimization, commonly referred to by its shorthanded acronym SEO, is a world of opportunity and people who make SEO their bread and butter have profited greatly from it. But in a world of TLA (Three Letter Acronyms), SEO is often confused with other industries and terms. These are, for obvious reasons, not as lucrative or groundbreaking as Search Engine Optimization. Here are just a few examples, with explanations.
1. Socially Exhausted Octogenarian The world of aged socialites is not a big one. Those who make it achieve little recognition. Nevertheless, a niche market that could prove profitable once all the current SEO experts live another fifty years.
2. Spinach Enriched Onions Optimizing onions with spinach may just be the next level for vegans who find regular vegetables "too processed."
3. Special Edition Ostrich A once in a lifetime birth, created by pruning ostrich DNA until it was perfectly developed. Optimized ostrich DNA, in fact.
4. Start Eating Oats Wilford Brimley approved health message.
5. Sacred Eel Oil Ancient Indian tribes swear by it, as does Bath and Body Works.
6. Solemn Enigmatic Oyster You''ll probably never meet a Startlingly Enthusiastic Oyster. It''s just not their nature.
7. Surgically Enhanced O-Rings Tensile strength of the O-Ring has been surgically optimized.
8. Solid Enema Opportunity A bit of an oxymoron, as an enema usually involves liquid injection. Nevertheless, if the opportunity arises and it''s worth taking, you might consider that solid.
9. Sorry Echo Out For airline pilots only.
10. Seldomly Enjoyed Orgasms Many SEOs also experience these, as they are too busy writing keywords and analyzing volume trends for a hop in the sack.
11. Sarcophagal Egyptian Onyx Get it at your local history museum.
12. Seraphim Efficiency Overseer Angelic middle managers.
13. Signal Entrapment Ossification When the trapped signal goes static.
14. Standard Evil Operator Any Customer Service Representative. Also known as the Bastard From Hell.
15. Storage Engine Oxidization Rust buildup can kill piston efficiency.
16. Sully Every Orifice I don''t even really want to go into this one.
17. Socket Elbow Orbiter A next generation medical device that allows full rotation for elbow joints.
18. Single Elliptical Orbiter You only need one elliptical orbiter, especially since they''re so expensive to produce.
19. SATA EIDE Overdrive Optimizing hard drive speed by maximizing platter spin.
20. Single Ethiopian Osteopath Those brittle, brittle bones.
21. Socio-Economic Ovaltine A Cold War holdover.
22. Some Endearing Overture A musical masterpiece that speaks to someone''s romantic preferences.
23. Self Eradicating Oriface AKA, a butthole.
24. Sexual Education Opportunities Every teenage boy looks for these whenever possible.
25. Screaming Excrement Orangutan This really applies to all monkeys.
26. Superstring Entropy Oscillator The new physics.
